Are you a Rox or a Tim?
Pick one answer from each question below to decide if you are more like Rox or more like Tim.
It's night. Pitch black. Somebody who looks a bit like Anne Boleyn is walking out of your bathroom. Do you think:
She won't see where she's going with her head tucked there
Mum's got to quit the amateur dramatics. It's too embarrassing.
You hear a disembodied voice telling you to chuck your brother and/or sister down the stairs. Do you?
Push. Down she goes. Where's the debate?
It's me practising ventriloquism. Hang on - who said that? Is it a …GHOST?
You're watching an eclipse (solar or lunar). Do you think?
Am I standing on a ley line? I'm a druid so, like yeah, what was the question?
That's the sun/moon occulting the moon/sun in a fantastically co-incidental,
scientific
experience.
You are lying awake at night and hear a funny scratching noise. Do you think?
That ghost's got nits.
My gerbil's escaped.
WYSIWYG stands for?
Why You Should Imitate Wise Girls.
It's a computer mnemonic. What You See Is What You Get means that what you see on the screen is what you get on the printed page. In theory.
What is jet?
Shiny black jewellery you wear to protect you against evil spirits.
Ancient wood fossilised under pressure into a warm, black semi-precious stone.
What is pareidolia?
The tendency to imagine you see people or faces in unclear circumstances. It explains why people think they see a ghost when there's ABSOLUTELY NOTHING THERE!
An unhealthy obsession with Barbie dolls.
You see an exercise book entitled 'Magick herball of roote and flouer'. What is it?
My coven of friends and I are making a book of Love Spells.
My sister's doing her spellings again. Not her best school subject.
What does 'occult' mean?
Secret knowledge of spells and ghosts and séances and stuff.
Getting in the way. Like sisters. It's when, for example, the moon gets between Earth and a star, so we can't see the star. An eclipse is an occultation.
Where do you find a spider with no legs?
Same place I left it.
That's what you think. It's between two candles on my magick altar. I'm going to heal it with incantations and essence of rose.
Einstein's Theory of Relativity. Does it mean?
The longer my brother's in my room, the more annoying he gets.
The heat of a Bunsen flame is in direct proportion to the length of time it takes my sister to pull her finger away from it.
